A man and a woman from the
Family Management course are in an open air café overlooking a lake. Both are
married, but not to each other.
Man: You know what? You look even better outside that damned NILS
building.
Woman: You mean I look terrible there?
Man: You missed the ‘even’ in what I said.
Woman: Well, it was not spoken very loudly.
Man: What can that possibly mean?
Woman: That I actually look shabby and boring in class.
Man: Honey, I spent the whole session looking at you. I looked at you so
much that I am not even sure if we have a blackboard or a whiteboard in class.
Trust me, you look terribly attractive in class.
Woman: ‘Honey’? Where did that come from?
Man: Way of speaking.
Woman: Looks like someone is trying to get cosy.
Man: I did not know that was a possibility. Honey.
Woman (showing the ring finger): I am married.
Man: So is my wife.
Woman (exasperatedly): Now shut up and eat some food. You have not
touched anything.
Man: I did not come here to touch the food.
Woman (rolling eyes): God that’s like cheeeesy! How old are you? Sixteen?
Man: No, but you are taking me back there.
Woman: And you me.
Man (looking closely at her): And that makes you worried.
Woman: It makes me extremely worried.
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