Part of the syllabus of Paper
III (Introduction to Daily Politics), Party Politics Course
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2. Appearance: according to rank, hierarchy, season and obesity.
Accessories. How to convert black money into accessories. Basic western wear
for grassroot functionaries and classical Indian wear for leaders. Suitable
clothing for the following appearances: veteran, menacing, energetic, liberal,
conservative, left wing, right wing, guerrilla, leader of the poor, descendant of
a princely state etc.
3. Body Language: walking, standing, sitting and looking at people. How
to get in and get out of a car. How to hide rotten upbringing and deplorable
education standards. Study of movement of eyebrows. Standing next to a powerful
leader: behind or beside. Expressing grateful delight in presence of a powerful
leader, subtle highhandedness towards non-political childhood friends, self
assurance and confidence in front of the police and holier-than-thou attitude in front of opposition. How
to walk like one who wields immense power.
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6. Aggression: threats, warnings, final warnings. Failure of subjects to
comprehend warning. How to make false threats look real. How to make real
threats in subtle ways. How to scare people by clenching feasts, messaging the neck
and having bloodshot eyes. Study of human anatomy. Study of gorillas.
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