Class lecture (Office Dynamics,
Paper II – Rumours and Gossips)
Teacher: “You can use the spread of rumour to form a romantic
relationship in your office. For example, let us say that you are a girl and
you like a boy in office and want to go around with him.
“There are three possibilities. One, he has a liking towards you. Two, he
is neutral towards you. Three, he is already in a committed relationship.
“When you know that he likes you as a friend already and might as well
take it forward, spread a rumour that there is already something between you
two. At some point he will hear this and this notion, that you might someday be
his girlfriend, will enter his mind. This is the first step. Rome was not built
on a day.
“Now, the second situation: when he is neutral towards you. Find out
which girl he dislikes the most. Spread a rumour that he is going around with
her. This will irritate him to no end and he will want to disprove the rumour
by going around with a different girl. Jump in.
“But you have to be careful when he is already in a committed
relationship. You stand no chance unless he breaks up. Spread a rumour in the
sense that all is not at all well between him and his girlfriend. Be careful to
be vague and indicate some nameless guy close to his girlfriend as the source. Your
target boy will believe that his girlfriend had been telling a friend about
problems that even he did not know. This will create some distrust, leading to
friction and hopefully a break up. Then move to number two or one depending on
the situation.
“While pursuing number three, you should do a little exercise everyday
before going to bed. Say aloud five times ‘I am a good human being.’ This will reduce
your guilty conscience and keep you healthy and strong.
“But remember, do not attempt to force an outcome. Even after all your earnest attempts, he still shows no
interest, then that no means no.”
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