4. Course Objectives (contd.)

Time Management

This certified course on time management provides training and education to effectively fulfil the expectations and demands of every well-wisher during the finite time between birth and death. Lasting six months, this course is valuable for overworked conformists and socially and financially incompetent intellectuals alike. The course will help the participants to set priorities and goals to please everybody.  It also encompasses concepts of self-replicating goals, theory of chaotic priority, camouflaged pastime, etc.

English for Chatting         

This three months crash course educates students about the fifty eight major and more than two hundred minor dialects of Indian English and trains them to implement their own personally curated dialects instead. After attending this three months course, the students will be able to confidently forward messages and use smileys in a conversation. The course covers areas like display of routine happiness, ambiguous interjections and emojis, expression of subtle or virulent displeasure, etc.

Work-Life Balancing
The course lasts three months and makes the students familiar with a see-saw. On successful completion of this crash course a student will be able to overcompensate and undercompensate while waiting for requirement.

3. Course Objectives

(From the NILS website)

Social Media Usage

This course aims to facilitate the use, abuse and disuse of social media in every phase of life. Lasting six months, the course guides the participants to effectively operate the various social networking media and successfully manifest a radiant, productive and happening social life in company of radiant, productive and happening friends, contacts and contacts of friends or vice versa. The course encompasses topics like self-profiling, legible use of English for chatting, production and reduction of content and contacts, stalking etc.

Party Politics

This six months’ training is highly beneficial to all who strive to transform their relationships with politics from survival and endurance to positions of power, respect and self-righteous violence. This course will provide the necessary education and technical know-how on aggression in the name of political causes and on-spot violence against a suggested enemy. The course covers areas like the concept of uncorrupt politicians belonging only to the candidate’s party, the purpose of a democratic existence, understanding and winning elections, left right center above under front and behind, etc.  

Family Management

This course will prepare the Certifieds to survive, grow and excel in the highly pressurized and status-oriented field of family. This highly researched tailor made course is suitable to a wide range of family functionaries ranging from low level semi-existential members of a large family to newlyweds embarking upon the voyage of starting a new pseudo-independent nuclear family. Topics covered in this course include morphology of large and nuclear families, active and successful participation in family politics, roles and relative importance of family members, applications of family etc.

Office Dynamics

This six months certification is helpful to freshers and experienced employees alike in decoding the complexities and subtle hypocrisies of the contemporary working environment. The course will enhance and improve the Certifieds’ interpersonal skills and inculcate and strengthen the ability to withstand and endure volatile and misguiding environments. The areas covered by the course are colleagues’ typology, dissemination of rumors and secrets, psychology of helplessness and frustration, stagnation and doom etc.

1. New Session

(An advertisement in a newspaper)

NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF LIFE SKILLS

The NILS invites applications from interested candidates  for the following courses:

Course	Duration	Begin	Eligibility
Certification in Social Media Usage	6 months	01.07.2018	Graduate
Certification in Party Politics	6 months	01.07.2018	8th Standard
Certification in Family Management	6 months	01.07.2018	-
Certification in Office Dynamics	6 months	01.07.2018	Graduate
Certification in Time Management	6 months	01.07.2018	12th Standard
Crash Course in English for Chatting	3 months	01.09.2018	-
Crash Course in Work-life Balancing	3 months	01.09.2018	Graduate

For further information on courses and to download application forms, please log on to www.nilsin.com .