3. Course Objectives

(From the NILS website)

Social Media Usage

This course aims to facilitate the use, abuse and disuse of social media in every phase of life. Lasting six months, the course guides the participants to effectively operate the various social networking media and successfully manifest a radiant, productive and happening social life in company of radiant, productive and happening friends, contacts and contacts of friends or vice versa. The course encompasses topics like self-profiling, legible use of English for chatting, production and reduction of content and contacts, stalking etc.

Party Politics

This six months’ training is highly beneficial to all who strive to transform their relationships with politics from survival and endurance to positions of power, respect and self-righteous violence. This course will provide the necessary education and technical know-how on aggression in the name of political causes and on-spot violence against a suggested enemy. The course covers areas like the concept of uncorrupt politicians belonging only to the candidate’s party, the purpose of a democratic existence, understanding and winning elections, left right center above under front and behind, etc.  

Family Management

This course will prepare the Certifieds to survive, grow and excel in the highly pressurized and status-oriented field of family. This highly researched tailor made course is suitable to a wide range of family functionaries ranging from low level semi-existential members of a large family to newlyweds embarking upon the voyage of starting a new pseudo-independent nuclear family. Topics covered in this course include morphology of large and nuclear families, active and successful participation in family politics, roles and relative importance of family members, applications of family etc.

Office Dynamics

This six months certification is helpful to freshers and experienced employees alike in decoding the complexities and subtle hypocrisies of the contemporary working environment. The course will enhance and improve the Certifieds’ interpersonal skills and inculcate and strengthen the ability to withstand and endure volatile and misguiding environments. The areas covered by the course are colleagues’ typology, dissemination of rumors and secrets, psychology of helplessness and frustration, stagnation and doom etc.