4. Course Objectives (contd.)

Time Management

This certified course on time management provides training and education to effectively fulfil the expectations and demands of every well-wisher during the finite time between birth and death. Lasting six months, this course is valuable for overworked conformists and socially and financially incompetent intellectuals alike. The course will help the participants to set priorities and goals to please everybody.  It also encompasses concepts of self-replicating goals, theory of chaotic priority, camouflaged pastime, etc.

English for Chatting         

This three months crash course educates students about the fifty eight major and more than two hundred minor dialects of Indian English and trains them to implement their own personally curated dialects instead. After attending this three months course, the students will be able to confidently forward messages and use smileys in a conversation. The course covers areas like display of routine happiness, ambiguous interjections and emojis, expression of subtle or virulent displeasure, etc.

Work-Life Balancing
The course lasts three months and makes the students familiar with a see-saw. On successful completion of this crash course a student will be able to overcompensate and undercompensate while waiting for requirement.