Saturday, October 20, 2018

120. Checklist for Local Political Leaders


Handout given in class (Party Politics, Paper III – Introduction to Daily Politics)

Checklist for local male political 
leaders/functionaries/power seekers in India :

- 40 inch waist

- Three mobile phones

- An old motorcycle not used anymore, but lent for free to assistants, helping hands etc.

- Metal frame watch, preferably golden

- White sports shoes

- A towel handkerchief

- Unending supply of Indian clothes

- Ability to talk in a slow tempo with a loud voice

- Refusing sweets in the name of diet or diabetes

- Young and unemployed party helpers waiting in front of the house whole day

- SUV (never drive, but sit in front)

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