Part of the syllabus of Paper
IV (Fundamentals of Chatting), Social Media Usage
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2. Chatting in English in India – significance and social prestige.
Statute of Freedom of Expression in Wrong English. Classification of
Chat-English – intelligent; educated; fake; awe-inspiring; motivating;
horror-inspiring; not English; inexplicable; incomprehensible. Grammatical
aspects – smiley, punctuations, interjections, romantic expressions. Short
forms. The Principle of Vowel Vulnerability. Import and export from regional
languages. Copy-paste chatting.
3. Actions during chatting. Modes and expression of sulking. The gender difference.
Display of happiness in other people’s success. Associated mental and spiritual
trauma. Grades of happiness – rubbery, lukewarm, casual, overdoing, bipolar.
Expressions and mass-sharing of loneliness. Songs to express loneliness. Demanding
sympathy for: rejection and ensuing dejection; car AC not working; spouse’s
lack of support for morning walks; lack of time for pursuing creative hobbies.
Hiding insecurities, depression and sadness.
4. Group chatting. Analysis of different personalities. Concept of a
Chat Flow. Viscosity and resistance. Rate of change of topics to rate of
participation of members. Second and third order differential equations.
Integration of oddballs, unsocial, selfish and self-centred members into an
existing group. Integration by parts of potentially threatening members. Filtration
and isolation of useful group members. Planning during group chatting – making a
plan, cancelling a plan, doubting a plan, hindering a plan.
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