Monday, November 12, 2018

143. Syllabus for Newlyweds


Part of the syllabus of Paper II (Newlyweds), Family Management Course

1. The First Three Days. Marking physical territories. Switching on the burner. Making tea. (…) Manufacturers of sturdy beds and tables. Pairing in terms of sharing and caring.

2. The Slope of Life. Wedding High, Honeymoon Low and Life Thereafter. 3 Days of fame. Keeping track of wedding gifts. Formulation of self-esteem from nature of gifts. Planning, financing and implementation of a successful honeymoon. Consummation without coercion. Return from honeymoon and the next three days. A glimpse of life ever after. Quotes of famous people on life and its meaning. Effect of meditation and yoga. The sweet promise of alimony. Suicide and Indian Penal Code.

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4. (…) Emotions among newlyweds: happiness, fulfillment, inexplicable delight, crestfallen, got-married-so-what, thankful to Almighty, misunderstood and mismatched, back pain, liberated from loneliness.

5. In-laws: Behind Enemy Lines. Mephisto. Madding Crowd. They Know What You Did Last Summer. Alice in Wonderland. Love, Sex aur Dhokha. A Few Good Men. When All Become One.

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